Joke of The Week for Week Ending September 7, 2007


Navy Chief and the Blonde.........

The old Navy Chief walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM . He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 newswas on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a Ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the Chief and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The Chief says, "You know, I bet he will."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
The Chief placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the Chief, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
The Chief replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 O'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The Chief took the money.....

 


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