Joke of The Week for Week Ending March 2, 2007


Marriage Definitions....

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an Elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a Conversation.

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E , you know...
'Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know..'Double Income, No Kids Yet.'

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...'Rich, Urban, Biker.'

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.'

They turn to the woman and ask her. "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
........Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."


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