Joke of The Week for Week Ending September 14, 2001

Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

 Congress said,

"Someone may steal from it at night."


So, they created a Night Watchman GS-4 position and  hired a person for the job. Then

 Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"


So, they created a planning position and hired two  (2) people, one Instructions Writer GS-

12, and one Time Studies Specialist GS-11. Then Congress said, "How will we know the

 night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"


So, they created a Q. C. Specialist GS-9 position, and hired two (2) people: one GS-9 to

 do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports. Then Congress said, "How are these

 people going to get paid?"


So, they created and hired people for the following positions: a Time Keeper GS-9, and a

 Payroll Officer GS-11. Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these

 people?"


So, they created and hired three (3) people for administrative positions:

Administrative Officer GM-13, Assistant Administrative Officer GS-13, and

Legal Secretary GS-8. Then Congress said, "We have had this command in

operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget. We must cut back

overall cost."


So, they laid off the night watchman.
 

 

 

 

 


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