Joke of The Week for Week Ending November 23, 2001

 

Why are the Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide?

Let's see now:

 

No pre-marital sex.

No oral sex ever.

No booze.

No nudie bars.

No playboy channel.

No organized sports of any kind to speak of.

Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"

F__king sand everywhere.

Ever try fishing at an oasis?

Rags for clothes and hats.

Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with your left.

Constant wailing from the asshole next door, no wait, is that music? Shit, I can't tell.

Bar-B-Q cooked over camel dung.

Prayer four times a day.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's.

Oh, and by the way.

When you die it all gets better!


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